1 00:00:00,579 --> 00:00:02,706 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 2 00:00:02,802 --> 00:00:04,156 [ Crow caws ] 3 00:00:04,445 --> 00:00:07,423 Frankie: Mike tends to define his life in seasons-- 4 00:00:07,523 --> 00:00:09,525 football season, baseball season, 5 00:00:09,620 --> 00:00:12,275 and for a brief window in May, spelling season. 6 00:00:12,360 --> 00:00:13,820 ...O-U-S-- parsimonious. 7 00:00:13,892 --> 00:00:14,967 Yes! 8 00:00:15,752 --> 00:00:17,475 Hmm. Looking good, guys. 9 00:00:17,655 --> 00:00:20,092 I can't believe you're really hitting the bee circuit again 10 00:00:20,209 --> 00:00:23,110 after what happened last time and the time before. 11 00:00:23,233 --> 00:00:24,873 Hey, those were building years. 12 00:00:24,941 --> 00:00:26,752 Brick is older and stronger now. 13 00:00:26,881 --> 00:00:28,201 Plus, since I made it to regionals, 14 00:00:28,317 --> 00:00:29,916 they let me out of gym to study. 15 00:00:30,531 --> 00:00:32,279 We're still working on his killer instinct. 16 00:00:32,378 --> 00:00:33,966 I just got off the phone with Axl. 17 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:36,271 He's got one final left, and then he's coming home. 18 00:00:36,353 --> 00:00:37,582 He's done, Mike... 19 00:00:37,660 --> 00:00:39,241 at least until September. 20 00:00:39,363 --> 00:00:40,740 Possibly forever. 21 00:00:40,816 --> 00:00:42,012 Well, I can't go up there and get him. 22 00:00:42,091 --> 00:00:43,178 We're in training here. 23 00:00:43,259 --> 00:00:44,951 Oh. I'm in training, too. 24 00:00:45,038 --> 00:00:47,970 Ehlert Motors is having a "Hands On A Hard Body" contest this weekend. 25 00:00:48,065 --> 00:00:50,708 The last person with their hand on the car wins it. 26 00:00:50,791 --> 00:00:53,677 Can you possibly think of a more perfect contest for me? 27 00:00:53,771 --> 00:00:56,541 I mean, who has more practice standing than me? 28 00:00:56,665 --> 00:00:59,177 I mean, I stand off to the side at dances, 29 00:00:59,264 --> 00:01:00,887 in gym waiting to be picked. 30 00:01:00,984 --> 00:01:03,128 I stand through half my classes 31 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,454 because there aren't enough desks due to budget cuts. 32 00:01:05,569 --> 00:01:07,438 We're supposed to trade off, but nobody does. 33 00:01:07,612 --> 00:01:09,793 [ Chuckles ] I'm gonna win myself a car! 34 00:01:10,856 --> 00:01:12,474 All right, I got to get to work. 35 00:01:12,566 --> 00:01:13,764 We'll pick this up tonight, Brick. 36 00:01:13,886 --> 00:01:15,295 Yikes, I should get to school. 37 00:01:15,390 --> 00:01:17,744 Ohh! Shoot. Rookie mistake. 38 00:01:17,848 --> 00:01:19,884 Glad I got it out of the way now. 39 00:01:19,998 --> 00:01:22,287 I mean, a mistake could happen like that! 40 00:01:22,418 --> 00:01:25,091 Oh, shoot. I did it again. 41 00:01:25,172 --> 00:01:26,260 Okay, see you later. 42 00:01:26,334 --> 00:01:27,291 Bye, dad. 43 00:01:27,366 --> 00:01:28,945 Oh, seriously?! 44 00:01:29,089 --> 00:01:31,298 Oh, morning, Mike. 45 00:01:31,867 --> 00:01:33,753 Rusty? What are you doing here? 46 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:37,188 Oh. I'm using your hose water to brush my teeth. 47 00:01:37,674 --> 00:01:39,475 Yeah, I got that. Why? 48 00:01:39,554 --> 00:01:42,830 Oh, on account I had a cavity on my, uh, last check-up. 49 00:01:42,898 --> 00:01:45,207 So I figured I shouldn't let up on the oral hygiene 50 00:01:45,296 --> 00:01:46,824 just 'cause I'm living in my car. 51 00:01:46,933 --> 00:01:48,858 Oh, man, what are you doing that for? 52 00:01:48,935 --> 00:01:49,882 You should come in. 53 00:01:49,958 --> 00:01:51,557 Oh, no, I don't want to be a bother. 54 00:01:51,713 --> 00:01:53,254 If you're worried about the neighbors, 55 00:01:53,336 --> 00:01:55,733 I don't wash any of the sensitive areas 56 00:01:55,823 --> 00:01:58,651 till I know they've all gone to work. 57 00:02:02,761 --> 00:02:05,498 Done! Last final over! 58 00:02:05,572 --> 00:02:07,529 Ohh! Br-r-r! My brain hurts so much. 59 00:02:07,614 --> 00:02:10,331 Kenny, wake me in 20 so I can get my party on. 60 00:02:10,418 --> 00:02:11,185 Whoo! 61 00:02:17,435 --> 00:02:18,437 [ Groans ] 62 00:02:22,429 --> 00:02:23,570 Whoa. 63 00:02:23,897 --> 00:02:25,392 How long did I sleep? 64 00:02:25,491 --> 00:02:26,585 [ Knock on door, door opens ] 65 00:02:26,663 --> 00:02:28,755 All right, I'm here for your room check. 66 00:02:28,886 --> 00:02:30,975 [ Groans ] Yeah, whatever, Julia. 67 00:02:31,056 --> 00:02:32,285 It's Julian. 68 00:02:32,538 --> 00:02:34,045 Shelves-- check. 69 00:02:34,117 --> 00:02:35,728 Light bulb-- check. 70 00:02:35,852 --> 00:02:37,612 Where's your desk? 71 00:02:37,687 --> 00:02:39,046 I don't know. You're the RA. 72 00:02:39,137 --> 00:02:40,885 Aren't you supposed to know where stuff is? 73 00:02:41,060 --> 00:02:41,711 [ Scoffs ] 74 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:43,222 I have many responsibilities, 75 00:02:43,296 --> 00:02:45,081 none of which include keeping up with your belongings 76 00:02:45,185 --> 00:02:46,554 that have been solely loaned to you 77 00:02:46,622 --> 00:02:48,217 for the duration of the rental period. 78 00:02:48,322 --> 00:02:50,616 Either find it, or you're not leaving. 79 00:02:50,974 --> 00:02:52,989 Man, you were so cool at the beginning of year! 80 00:02:53,063 --> 00:02:54,374 "Welcome. Let me show you to your room." 81 00:02:54,447 --> 00:02:56,104 Whatever happened to that guy?! 82 00:02:57,667 --> 00:02:59,404 Rusty, oh, my gosh! 83 00:02:59,484 --> 00:03:00,821 Well, don't you look good? 84 00:03:00,904 --> 00:03:02,371 Oh, well, thanks. Feel good. 85 00:03:02,465 --> 00:03:03,837 Trying to take care of myself. 86 00:03:03,935 --> 00:03:05,088 You look older. 87 00:03:05,632 --> 00:03:07,106 Well, three kids. 88 00:03:07,213 --> 00:03:08,037 [ Chuckles ] 89 00:03:08,173 --> 00:03:09,825 So, it's been a long time. 90 00:03:09,927 --> 00:03:11,720 Oh, we saw Marlene at Thanksgiving. 91 00:03:11,815 --> 00:03:13,330 She told us about the divorce. 92 00:03:13,416 --> 00:03:16,205 Oh, yeah, well, that's a long story. 93 00:03:16,333 --> 00:03:17,754 She threw me out. 94 00:03:19,464 --> 00:03:21,634 It was longer in my head, but... 95 00:03:22,616 --> 00:03:25,254 Rusty tells me he's been sleeping in his car. 96 00:03:25,585 --> 00:03:28,145 What? Oh, come on, that's crazy. 97 00:03:28,223 --> 00:03:29,831 Why aren't you staying with your dad? 98 00:03:29,904 --> 00:03:31,740 Doesn't he have like 50 couches? 99 00:03:31,819 --> 00:03:34,674 Oh, no, I-I don't want to be some divorced loser 100 00:03:34,780 --> 00:03:36,359 living with his dad. 101 00:03:36,568 --> 00:03:38,716 I thought I'd just pitch a tent in your backyard 102 00:03:38,821 --> 00:03:41,145 and wash off in your pool. 103 00:03:43,703 --> 00:03:45,387 Rusty, we can't let you do that. 104 00:03:45,471 --> 00:03:46,633 You're staying with us. 105 00:03:46,713 --> 00:03:48,290 Oh, I don't want to be a bother. 106 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,165 He was. 107 00:03:53,376 --> 00:03:55,067 Rusty, what's all this? 108 00:03:55,148 --> 00:03:56,917 Oh, this? It's my new business. 109 00:03:57,067 --> 00:03:59,850 We make NFL shower curtains. 110 00:03:59,952 --> 00:04:00,882 Really? 111 00:04:00,967 --> 00:04:03,443 You're making NFL shower curtains? 112 00:04:03,526 --> 00:04:05,099 You actually got permission from the NFL? 113 00:04:05,181 --> 00:04:05,960 Oh, yes, yes. 114 00:04:06,069 --> 00:04:08,274 No. No. Not officially. 115 00:04:08,356 --> 00:04:10,645 It's okay, though. I figured a way around it. 116 00:04:10,733 --> 00:04:11,833 Check this out. 117 00:04:14,253 --> 00:04:15,063 Huh? 118 00:04:15,160 --> 00:04:16,789 "Cincinnati Begals"? 119 00:04:20,000 --> 00:04:21,636 "New York Gants." 120 00:04:21,722 --> 00:04:23,670 Yeah. Nobody will notice. 121 00:04:23,769 --> 00:04:25,447 It's a proven scientific fact. 122 00:04:25,560 --> 00:04:28,835 Your brain will just fill in the missing letters. 123 00:04:30,033 --> 00:04:31,474 Maybe your brain. 124 00:04:32,912 --> 00:04:33,753 [ Groans ] 125 00:04:37,098 --> 00:04:39,379 Hey, you're the one who made me let him stay. 126 00:04:39,472 --> 00:04:41,763 You shot me that look, and you made me feel guilty. 127 00:04:41,912 --> 00:04:42,949 The look that said, 128 00:04:43,048 --> 00:04:44,647 "Help, we can't let your brother 129 00:04:44,732 --> 00:04:46,267 come and stay with us"? 130 00:04:46,380 --> 00:04:48,181 God, you don't know my looks at all. 131 00:04:48,271 --> 00:04:49,539 [ Groans ] 132 00:04:50,692 --> 00:04:52,545 We're in agreement, okay? 133 00:04:52,590 --> 00:04:53,636 It's not a great situation, 134 00:04:53,715 --> 00:04:55,731 and I look forward to dissecting it to death 135 00:04:55,845 --> 00:04:56,886 when I get back, 136 00:04:56,961 --> 00:04:58,644 but I can't get into it now. 137 00:04:58,727 --> 00:04:59,527 I got to get sleep. 138 00:04:59,624 --> 00:05:02,038 Brick and I got to be on the road to Chicago by 7:00. 139 00:05:02,364 --> 00:05:03,955 Seriously? That's tomorrow? 140 00:05:04,045 --> 00:05:05,537 Yeah. Tomorrow's the 12th. 141 00:05:05,805 --> 00:05:07,236 Well, what are you gonna do about your brother? 142 00:05:07,320 --> 00:05:08,554 You're gonna take him, right? 143 00:05:08,639 --> 00:05:09,583 Why would I take him? 144 00:05:09,659 --> 00:05:10,951 Why would you leave him? 145 00:05:11,041 --> 00:05:11,904 Why wouldn't I? 146 00:05:11,972 --> 00:05:13,625 Because you want to stay married. 147 00:05:16,972 --> 00:05:18,611 Right back at you. 148 00:05:29,213 --> 00:05:30,009 Ehlert: Howdy, folks, 149 00:05:30,087 --> 00:05:31,812 and thanks for coming down to Ehlert Motors' 150 00:05:31,882 --> 00:05:33,999 "Hands On A Hard Body" contest. 151 00:05:34,092 --> 00:05:36,464 Remember, while the contest is going on, 152 00:05:36,546 --> 00:05:37,986 we're still making deals. 153 00:05:38,098 --> 00:05:39,576 No job? No problem. 154 00:05:39,685 --> 00:05:41,597 No credit? No problem. 155 00:05:41,713 --> 00:05:44,220 Miss a payment? Well, then we've got one hell of a problem. 156 00:05:44,300 --> 00:05:45,092 [ Chuckles ] 157 00:05:45,162 --> 00:05:46,417 All right, rules-- 158 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:49,950 no taking hands off the car or switching hands. 159 00:05:50,062 --> 00:05:52,334 Bathroom breaks every four hours. 160 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:54,940 And the last person standing wins. 161 00:05:55,073 --> 00:05:55,954 Okay, good luck, 162 00:05:56,089 --> 00:05:58,351 and may the best man or woman win. 163 00:05:58,434 --> 00:05:59,929 Hopefully it's a man. [ Applause ] 164 00:06:00,385 --> 00:06:02,491 [ Air horn blares ] 165 00:06:03,065 --> 00:06:04,597 [ Cheers and applause ] 166 00:06:05,888 --> 00:06:08,191 What? Brad! What are you doing here? 167 00:06:08,310 --> 00:06:09,680 You know how much I want this. 168 00:06:09,785 --> 00:06:11,770 There is no way I can beat you 169 00:06:11,856 --> 00:06:13,279 and your amazing tap legs. 170 00:06:13,394 --> 00:06:15,267 Sue, if I win the car-- 171 00:06:15,432 --> 00:06:17,451 pause to deliver dramatic line-- 172 00:06:17,578 --> 00:06:18,887 I'm giving it to you! 173 00:06:18,961 --> 00:06:21,433 - What?! Are you serious? - I already have my Miata. 174 00:06:21,529 --> 00:06:24,088 You deserve to know the freedom a great set of wheels can bring. 175 00:06:24,207 --> 00:06:25,176 Sue, I will stand here 176 00:06:25,255 --> 00:06:26,776 until they drag my skeleton body away 177 00:06:26,865 --> 00:06:27,687 if that's what it takes 178 00:06:27,770 --> 00:06:29,769 to win my best friend in the whole world this car. 179 00:06:29,845 --> 00:06:32,038 [ Insect buzzing ] Ohh! Bee! Bee! Bee! 180 00:06:32,332 --> 00:06:33,686 There's one down. 181 00:06:37,168 --> 00:06:37,987 So, uh, Brick, 182 00:06:38,074 --> 00:06:39,518 I got a little spelling tip for you. 183 00:06:39,606 --> 00:06:40,745 - Really? - Yeah. 184 00:06:40,850 --> 00:06:41,774 What you want to do 185 00:06:41,866 --> 00:06:44,562 is memorize the consonants in your word first-- 186 00:06:44,640 --> 00:06:47,064 your B's and your Q's and such. 187 00:06:47,162 --> 00:06:49,462 Then, once you've got them good and memorized, 188 00:06:49,576 --> 00:06:51,189 you just insert your vowels. 189 00:06:51,391 --> 00:06:54,771 That sounds like it would be kind of confusing. 190 00:06:55,085 --> 00:06:57,256 Oh, yeah, yeah. It is. 191 00:06:57,328 --> 00:06:58,327 Cop! 192 00:07:00,406 --> 00:07:01,984 You in some kind of trouble, Rusty? 193 00:07:02,060 --> 00:07:03,954 Oh, no. Just habit. 194 00:07:04,779 --> 00:07:06,599 Hey, look, I found a nickel. 195 00:07:06,687 --> 00:07:07,755 Mm-hmm. 196 00:07:07,907 --> 00:07:09,136 Hey, Mike, do you remember the time 197 00:07:09,242 --> 00:07:12,578 when we got nailed for throwing rocks at the cop car? 198 00:07:12,715 --> 00:07:14,302 He doesn't need to hear about that. 199 00:07:14,378 --> 00:07:16,194 You threw rocks at a cop car? 200 00:07:16,319 --> 00:07:17,275 And yet I get in trouble 201 00:07:17,370 --> 00:07:18,760 for inviting those well-dressed people in 202 00:07:18,851 --> 00:07:20,556 to talk about religion. 203 00:07:21,225 --> 00:07:23,767 Look, it was Uncle Rusty's idea, not mine. 204 00:07:23,859 --> 00:07:24,840 He wanted to have a snowball fight, 205 00:07:24,955 --> 00:07:27,697 but since it was July, he decided to use rocks. 206 00:07:27,788 --> 00:07:28,569 [ Laughing ] Yeah. 207 00:07:28,658 --> 00:07:30,103 And then I accidentally hit the cop car. 208 00:07:30,258 --> 00:07:32,335 Boy, I've never seen this guy run so fast. 209 00:07:32,427 --> 00:07:33,495 [ Chuckles ] 210 00:07:33,721 --> 00:07:35,391 And then the cops showed up at our door. 211 00:07:35,515 --> 00:07:37,368 Yeah, and-- and you were so tall, 212 00:07:37,452 --> 00:07:39,141 you pretended to be my dad. 213 00:07:39,238 --> 00:07:40,053 [ Both laugh ] 214 00:07:40,159 --> 00:07:41,639 You know, he's always been this tall. 215 00:07:41,728 --> 00:07:43,006 That's hilarious. 216 00:07:43,116 --> 00:07:45,082 Uh, did grandpa Big Mike ever find out? 217 00:07:45,161 --> 00:07:47,549 Oh, you kidding? We wouldn't be here. 218 00:07:47,630 --> 00:07:48,278 Hmm. 219 00:07:48,356 --> 00:07:49,832 Parents were a lot meaner back then. 220 00:07:55,146 --> 00:07:56,400 How the hell do you lose a desk? 221 00:07:56,492 --> 00:07:58,736 Ohh! Mom on the floor! Did anybody see you? 222 00:07:58,819 --> 00:08:00,800 Tell me you at least put an old sheet over your head in the elevator. 223 00:08:00,894 --> 00:08:02,464 Hey, this is no picnic for me, either. 224 00:08:02,550 --> 00:08:03,899 I finally had the house to myself. 225 00:08:03,989 --> 00:08:06,142 I was gonna take a bath and maybe light a candle. 226 00:08:06,211 --> 00:08:08,032 La-la-la-la-la-la la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la! 227 00:08:09,372 --> 00:08:12,595 Oh. Excuse me. Hello? You're the RA, right? 228 00:08:12,680 --> 00:08:13,791 I'm Axl's mom. 229 00:08:13,862 --> 00:08:15,090 Do you have to tell everybody? 230 00:08:15,210 --> 00:08:17,534 Listen, we're sorry about the desk. 231 00:08:17,622 --> 00:08:19,811 I'm sure it's not lost. It's just been misplaced. 232 00:08:19,885 --> 00:08:21,783 [ Laughing ] He has the same problem at home. 233 00:08:21,896 --> 00:08:23,450 So if you could just check us out, 234 00:08:23,539 --> 00:08:25,838 we would really appreciate it. 235 00:08:25,927 --> 00:08:27,686 Oh, sure, he can check out whenever he wants. 236 00:08:27,778 --> 00:08:29,138 [ Sighs ] Thank you. 237 00:08:29,574 --> 00:08:32,065 See? Simple. That's how you get it done. 238 00:08:32,152 --> 00:08:34,667 Of course, I will be keeping your $200 deposit. 239 00:08:34,792 --> 00:08:35,810 [ Pen clicks ] 240 00:08:39,938 --> 00:08:40,943 And then your Uncle Rusty 241 00:08:41,049 --> 00:08:42,938 climbs out the window during a test 242 00:08:43,032 --> 00:08:45,019 and climbs into the window of my class 243 00:08:45,144 --> 00:08:46,890 so he can have me take the test for him. 244 00:08:46,988 --> 00:08:48,540 [ Laughs ] And I got an A, too. 245 00:08:48,644 --> 00:08:49,909 You mean I got an A. 246 00:08:50,011 --> 00:08:53,698 But that is nothing compared to... 247 00:08:53,810 --> 00:08:55,556 - the Kimberlys! - The Kimberlys! 248 00:08:55,644 --> 00:08:57,339 Now, don't tell your mom I'm telling you this story. 249 00:08:57,448 --> 00:08:59,311 - [ Chuckles ] - Classic Uncle Rusty. 250 00:08:59,425 --> 00:09:01,413 He tells me there's these sisters. 251 00:09:01,575 --> 00:09:02,823 Well, it turns out one of them... 252 00:09:02,934 --> 00:09:04,825 [ Chuckles ] had been to prison. 253 00:09:05,271 --> 00:09:06,948 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 254 00:09:07,234 --> 00:09:09,210 It's a little sunnier than I thought it would be. 255 00:09:09,298 --> 00:09:10,697 [ Chuckles ] Whoo. 256 00:09:10,782 --> 00:09:13,541 Oh, I see you went with a brand-name sunscreen. 257 00:09:13,628 --> 00:09:16,366 [ Chuckles ] My mom bought our sunscreen at a garage sale. 258 00:09:16,483 --> 00:09:20,448 But, you know, I can handle a little sunburn. 259 00:09:20,551 --> 00:09:23,523 I am so focused, I can hardly even feel it. 260 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:25,249 [ Insect buzzing ] Ohh! Bee! 261 00:09:25,346 --> 00:09:27,041 Oh, Brad's bee! 262 00:09:27,162 --> 00:09:29,672 You guys got to stop leaving half-open cans of pop! 263 00:09:29,772 --> 00:09:31,756 It is bringing bees! 264 00:09:31,918 --> 00:09:33,619 Oh, it is like The Hunger Games out here. 265 00:09:33,718 --> 00:09:35,295 I don't know how much more of this I can handle. 266 00:09:35,398 --> 00:09:36,452 [ Laughs nervously ] 267 00:09:36,767 --> 00:09:38,381 Ohh! Damn! 268 00:09:38,820 --> 00:09:40,474 See? Here it is. 269 00:09:40,563 --> 00:09:43,693 We'll just take that deposit and be out of your way. 270 00:09:43,784 --> 00:09:46,141 Uh-huh. And you wouldn't just drag in a desk 271 00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:48,427 from the room across the hall, would you? 272 00:09:48,618 --> 00:09:50,517 - No. - Really? 273 00:09:50,612 --> 00:09:52,207 'Cause there might be a number under each desk 274 00:09:52,306 --> 00:09:53,951 that matches the room it belongs to, 275 00:09:54,057 --> 00:09:55,820 so I could easily find out. 276 00:09:55,906 --> 00:09:56,977 I think you're bluffing. 277 00:09:57,063 --> 00:09:58,413 I don't think there really is a number. 278 00:09:58,475 --> 00:09:59,361 You don't? 279 00:09:59,440 --> 00:10:02,497 Well, maybe I'll go under that desk right now and see. 280 00:10:02,979 --> 00:10:05,564 Nope. No number. No need for you to check. 281 00:10:05,644 --> 00:10:06,880 I'm a parent. 282 00:10:08,974 --> 00:10:11,726 Room 306. Take it back. 283 00:10:11,799 --> 00:10:12,821 [ Sighs ] 284 00:10:12,891 --> 00:10:14,061 Narc. 285 00:10:15,600 --> 00:10:16,881 Sue, how's it... 286 00:10:17,317 --> 00:10:18,213 Whoa! 287 00:10:18,302 --> 00:10:20,111 Oh, does it look bad? 288 00:10:20,256 --> 00:10:22,256 I tried to pull the stinger out myself, 289 00:10:22,338 --> 00:10:24,557 but it's a little hard with just one hand. 290 00:10:24,643 --> 00:10:25,481 Here. Let me. 291 00:10:25,547 --> 00:10:26,858 No! You can't touch me. 292 00:10:26,931 --> 00:10:28,445 I will get disqualified. 293 00:10:28,554 --> 00:10:30,194 But it is fine. 294 00:10:30,269 --> 00:10:33,341 I am sure my body is almost done absorbing all the poison, 295 00:10:33,461 --> 00:10:36,294 and then I will feel good as new. 296 00:10:36,427 --> 00:10:38,606 Sue, this is crazy. You can't do this. 297 00:10:38,693 --> 00:10:39,701 No! It's all good! 298 00:10:39,810 --> 00:10:42,190 The-- the burning in my face is distracting me 299 00:10:42,284 --> 00:10:44,216 from the shooting pain down my arm. 300 00:10:44,372 --> 00:10:46,301 I'm gonna win this thing, Darrin. 301 00:10:46,391 --> 00:10:47,887 Yeah, but what if you don't? 302 00:10:47,988 --> 00:10:49,931 I don't know the word "Don't." 303 00:10:50,039 --> 00:10:51,364 Oh. It means "Do not." 304 00:10:51,463 --> 00:10:53,569 They just put that little thingy in place of the "O." 305 00:10:53,665 --> 00:10:55,110 It's not short for "Donut." 306 00:10:55,218 --> 00:10:56,714 I learned that the hard way. 307 00:10:56,987 --> 00:10:58,780 Are you saying you don't believe in me? 308 00:10:58,883 --> 00:11:01,676 No. Look, you're red and puffy and all-- 309 00:11:01,760 --> 00:11:03,666 Oh, well, I am sorry that I don't look pretty 310 00:11:03,758 --> 00:11:05,444 while I am trying to win a car. 311 00:11:05,576 --> 00:11:08,018 You know what? Forget it. I am done talking to you. 312 00:11:08,127 --> 00:11:09,148 I have to stay here, 313 00:11:09,262 --> 00:11:11,619 but in my mind, I am storming away! 314 00:11:11,715 --> 00:11:13,127 Well, in my mind, I'm chasing you. 315 00:11:13,209 --> 00:11:15,093 Well, in my mind, I'm too fast, and you can't catch me. 316 00:11:15,169 --> 00:11:16,090 Well, in my mind, I caught up, 317 00:11:16,173 --> 00:11:17,915 and I'm holding you in my arms, kissing you. 318 00:11:18,007 --> 00:11:21,148 Well, in my mind, I am enjoying your warm embrace, 319 00:11:21,247 --> 00:11:22,366 but I am fighting you off 320 00:11:22,458 --> 00:11:24,424 because I don't want to be held right now. 321 00:11:24,508 --> 00:11:27,151 Fine! In my mind, I'm giving up and taking off! 322 00:11:30,253 --> 00:11:32,831 You do realize you can actually do that. 323 00:11:33,561 --> 00:11:34,811 I do now. 324 00:11:46,932 --> 00:11:48,116 Prospicience-- 325 00:11:48,243 --> 00:11:52,396 P-R-O-S-P-I-C-I-E-N-C-E-- 326 00:11:52,509 --> 00:11:53,706 prospicience. 327 00:11:53,794 --> 00:11:54,804 That is correct. 328 00:11:54,931 --> 00:11:57,398 Brick Heck advances to the final round. 329 00:11:59,356 --> 00:12:01,796 How about that? The kid's good. 330 00:12:01,933 --> 00:12:03,177 - Didn't I tell you? - Yeah. 331 00:12:03,276 --> 00:12:04,498 So, how's this thing work? 332 00:12:04,611 --> 00:12:07,545 - Uh, there's just one winner at the end, right? - Yeah. 333 00:12:07,632 --> 00:12:09,822 I think it's gonna come down to Brick and that Japanese kid. 334 00:12:09,908 --> 00:12:10,939 She's a machine. 335 00:12:11,072 --> 00:12:12,929 You know, she actually could be. 336 00:12:13,035 --> 00:12:14,636 The Japanese have been making robots 337 00:12:14,744 --> 00:12:15,979 that look like people for years. 338 00:12:16,125 --> 00:12:17,397 Girl: ...narcolepsy. 339 00:12:17,497 --> 00:12:18,313 [ Bell dings ] Okay. 340 00:12:18,418 --> 00:12:19,829 But I'm telling you Brick's good, too. 341 00:12:19,942 --> 00:12:22,090 - We got a real shot this year. - Oh, yeah. 342 00:12:22,239 --> 00:12:24,878 You know, this, uh, whole spelling-bee thing-- 343 00:12:24,979 --> 00:12:27,530 - it's way more exciting than I thought. - Hmm. 344 00:12:27,623 --> 00:12:29,082 I mean, once you've seen 345 00:12:29,214 --> 00:12:31,900 a naked showgirl boxing a kangaroo, 346 00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:33,683 you think there's no way 347 00:12:33,795 --> 00:12:35,333 you're gonna be more entertained than that. 348 00:12:35,436 --> 00:12:37,373 But this is a close second. 349 00:12:37,475 --> 00:12:39,031 [ Chuckles ] Girl: Narcolepsy. 350 00:12:39,180 --> 00:12:40,108 [ Bell dings ] 351 00:12:40,192 --> 00:12:41,194 Hey, Rusty, I'm glad you tagged along. 352 00:12:41,276 --> 00:12:43,020 Oh, me too. Me too, Mike. 353 00:12:43,104 --> 00:12:44,321 Good. 354 00:12:44,610 --> 00:12:46,181 - Hey, how much time we got? Girl: - Sarcophagus. 355 00:12:46,259 --> 00:12:47,415 I'm gonna grab us a couple beers. [ Bell dings ] 356 00:12:47,499 --> 00:12:49,703 Uh, they don't sell beers at spelling bees, Russ. 357 00:12:49,797 --> 00:12:51,956 [ Scoffs ] Well, they could learn a thing or two 358 00:12:52,066 --> 00:12:54,252 from the kangaroo box-o-rama, wouldn't you say? 359 00:12:54,329 --> 00:12:56,181 - [ Both chuckle ] - ...I-A-S-I-S. 360 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,731 [ Sighs ] 361 00:12:57,832 --> 00:12:59,687 Psoriasis. [ Bell dings ] 362 00:13:01,491 --> 00:13:02,940 When you're economically challenged, 363 00:13:03,054 --> 00:13:04,580 your time is worth nothing. 364 00:13:04,670 --> 00:13:06,565 So Axl and I split up and spent hours 365 00:13:06,689 --> 00:13:09,345 combing the dorm for his crappy desk. 366 00:13:09,744 --> 00:13:13,398 Sorry. Sorry. Make good choices. 367 00:13:14,153 --> 00:13:14,928 [ Hip-hop music plays ] 368 00:13:15,061 --> 00:13:16,290 fresh, but where I come from... 369 00:13:16,383 --> 00:13:18,782 Axl, are you kidding me?! 370 00:13:18,891 --> 00:13:20,520 This is you looking for your desk?! 371 00:13:20,606 --> 00:13:22,132 Okay, I was looking, 372 00:13:22,223 --> 00:13:23,929 but Scott's throwing the last rager of the year, 373 00:13:24,028 --> 00:13:25,686 and I slept through all the other parties. 374 00:13:25,787 --> 00:13:28,192 Well, did you even ask them about your desk? 375 00:13:28,286 --> 00:13:30,449 Yeah, sorry to bring the party down, everybody, 376 00:13:30,546 --> 00:13:32,748 but we're looking for Axl's desk. 377 00:13:32,836 --> 00:13:34,990 It looks like one of these three. 378 00:13:35,344 --> 00:13:37,779 Wait. Why are there three in here? 379 00:13:38,232 --> 00:13:39,344 where I come from, we don't play around... 380 00:13:39,468 --> 00:13:41,866 305! This is it! 381 00:13:41,972 --> 00:13:44,363 - Oh, yeah, dude. I borrowed your desk. Axl: - Oh. 382 00:13:44,460 --> 00:13:47,350 Sorry to break up the party, but I need to take this desk. 383 00:13:47,438 --> 00:13:48,197 [ All groaning ] Man: Oh, no! 384 00:13:48,281 --> 00:13:50,633 Whoa! Whoa, whoa! So, I'll make you a deal, mom. 385 00:13:50,959 --> 00:13:53,857 Hit the next shot-- desk is yours. 386 00:13:53,935 --> 00:13:55,857 Otherwise, it's ours for the night. 387 00:13:56,283 --> 00:13:56,990 Man: Yeah? 388 00:13:57,639 --> 00:13:58,340 ...and I get into my zone 389 00:13:58,414 --> 00:14:00,188 every time you spit, better watch your tone 390 00:14:00,274 --> 00:14:01,379 [ All ohhh ] 391 00:14:01,451 --> 00:14:03,356 What do you think I did in college? 392 00:14:03,699 --> 00:14:04,794 go, go 393 00:14:05,331 --> 00:14:07,782 [ All cheering ] go, go 394 00:14:07,879 --> 00:14:09,673 go, go, go, go 395 00:14:09,785 --> 00:14:11,967 everybody, go, go, go, go, go 396 00:14:12,074 --> 00:14:13,553 Yeah! 397 00:14:13,857 --> 00:14:15,199 everybody, everybody, everybody get up 398 00:14:15,309 --> 00:14:16,915 get up, get up, get up 399 00:14:17,000 --> 00:14:18,916 get up, get up and get down 400 00:14:19,003 --> 00:14:19,951 everybody, get up 401 00:14:20,033 --> 00:14:21,210 [ All cheer ] get up, get up 402 00:14:21,287 --> 00:14:23,338 get up, get up, get up 403 00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:30,640 E-S-Q-A-L-O-S-E-- 404 00:14:30,737 --> 00:14:32,139 esquamulose. 405 00:14:32,223 --> 00:14:34,375 I'm sorry. That is incorrect. 406 00:14:34,448 --> 00:14:35,489 [ Bell dings ] [ Woman groans ] 407 00:14:35,582 --> 00:14:37,900 And we're down to our final two. 408 00:14:38,088 --> 00:14:39,826 I told you. This is Brick's year. 409 00:14:39,913 --> 00:14:42,136 Look at him up there. He's got the eye of the tiger. 410 00:14:42,281 --> 00:14:44,084 Your word is... 411 00:14:44,201 --> 00:14:46,214 succedaneum. 412 00:14:46,373 --> 00:14:47,744 We got this. He knows this one. 413 00:14:47,827 --> 00:14:49,127 He does? He does? 414 00:14:49,228 --> 00:14:51,168 Succedaneum... 415 00:14:51,818 --> 00:14:54,838 S-U-C-C-E-D... 416 00:14:55,982 --> 00:14:57,796 ...A-N-I-U-M-- 417 00:14:57,887 --> 00:14:59,219 succedaneum. 418 00:14:59,314 --> 00:15:00,948 Man: Ooh, that is incorrect. 419 00:15:01,041 --> 00:15:02,491 [ Bell dings ] I'm so sorry. 420 00:15:02,580 --> 00:15:05,282 Margaret Arakawa, you're our new champion 421 00:15:05,372 --> 00:15:08,507 and will be moving on to nationals in Washington DC. 422 00:15:08,777 --> 00:15:10,858 [ Applause ] 423 00:15:24,555 --> 00:15:26,893 Hey. What the hell is going on? 424 00:15:26,993 --> 00:15:28,152 How do you do this 425 00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:30,426 and my kid misses a word I know he knows? 426 00:15:30,515 --> 00:15:32,659 Oh, I ran into Brick in the bathroom, 427 00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:35,513 told him maybe it wasn't his night. 428 00:15:35,607 --> 00:15:36,507 [ Clicks tongue ] 429 00:15:36,588 --> 00:15:37,689 Are you kidding? 430 00:15:37,763 --> 00:15:39,975 You had my kid throw a spelling bee? 431 00:15:40,054 --> 00:15:41,987 Yeah. We're in cahoots. 432 00:15:42,178 --> 00:15:45,208 Oh, and I went over a few basics of betting with him. 433 00:15:45,311 --> 00:15:47,747 I'm kind of surprised 'cause you're such a great dad, 434 00:15:47,836 --> 00:15:51,178 but he didn't seem to know anything about gambling. 435 00:15:51,273 --> 00:15:53,244 I-I can't believe you would do something like this. 436 00:15:53,341 --> 00:15:55,943 What-- y-you're betting on a kids' spelling bee? 437 00:15:56,081 --> 00:15:57,629 I thought you were asking all those questions 438 00:15:57,714 --> 00:15:59,504 about how it worked because you cared. 439 00:15:59,576 --> 00:16:02,692 Oh, I care. I had 600 reasons to care. 440 00:16:02,784 --> 00:16:04,183 [ Chuckles ] Slow down there, slim. 441 00:16:04,262 --> 00:16:05,481 You'll get your cut. 442 00:16:05,572 --> 00:16:07,716 I don't want my cut. I wanted Brick to win. 443 00:16:07,785 --> 00:16:08,998 Do you not get that? 444 00:16:10,061 --> 00:16:12,244 You know what? Forget it. 445 00:16:12,328 --> 00:16:13,854 It's like talking to a wall. 446 00:16:17,342 --> 00:16:19,448 Ehlert: All right, we're down to the final two. 447 00:16:19,561 --> 00:16:21,072 Let's get this thing moving. 448 00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:23,672 Up on one foot, girls. 449 00:16:24,597 --> 00:16:28,217 Surprise! I'm a yoga instructor. 450 00:16:33,790 --> 00:16:35,425 Good morning. 451 00:16:36,708 --> 00:16:39,537 Hey. How'd the desk get here? 452 00:16:39,828 --> 00:16:41,371 Two big guys carried it down 453 00:16:41,467 --> 00:16:42,670 while you rode on top, 454 00:16:42,758 --> 00:16:45,291 screaming, "I'm queen of the world!" 455 00:16:45,390 --> 00:16:46,738 [ Groans ] 456 00:16:47,164 --> 00:16:50,106 I'll understand if you have to transfer out. 457 00:16:50,323 --> 00:16:51,878 [ Yawns ] Actually... 458 00:16:52,162 --> 00:16:55,254 [ Groans ] and, uh, don't get all in my face about it, 459 00:16:55,355 --> 00:16:57,857 but... you're kind of less embarrassing 460 00:16:57,950 --> 00:16:59,065 than I thought you would be. 461 00:16:59,148 --> 00:17:00,747 [ Sniffles ] Very un-mom-like. 462 00:17:00,904 --> 00:17:02,660 Really? 463 00:17:02,770 --> 00:17:06,377 See? I am a person besides a mom, Axl. 464 00:17:06,471 --> 00:17:08,949 - And that just goes to show you-- - Oh, okay. 465 00:17:09,060 --> 00:17:10,553 You ruined it trying to make a lesson out of it 466 00:17:10,651 --> 00:17:11,714 or-- or something-- whatever. 467 00:17:11,795 --> 00:17:13,411 Let's just get out of here before anyone sees you. 468 00:17:13,797 --> 00:17:14,957 [ Door opens ] 469 00:17:15,354 --> 00:17:17,819 Hey, Julia. Notice anything different? 470 00:17:17,924 --> 00:17:21,404 Like the desk, maybe? Go ahead. Check it. 471 00:17:21,569 --> 00:17:22,866 [ Sighs ] 472 00:17:26,795 --> 00:17:28,119 Real mature. 473 00:17:31,177 --> 00:17:32,159 [ Laughs ] 474 00:17:32,514 --> 00:17:33,485 Oh, God. 475 00:17:37,489 --> 00:17:39,722 Dad, we didn't leave Uncle Rusty, did we? 476 00:17:39,831 --> 00:17:40,857 'Cause as someone who's been left behind 477 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:42,295 on more than one occasion, 478 00:17:42,428 --> 00:17:43,780 it's not a good feeling. 479 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:45,344 No, I told him we were leaving. 480 00:17:45,444 --> 00:17:46,716 He's meeting some guy in Chicago 481 00:17:46,821 --> 00:17:48,640 about the... shower curtains. 482 00:17:48,740 --> 00:17:49,963 I don't know. It doesn't matter. 483 00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:51,672 I'm fine he's not here. 484 00:17:53,351 --> 00:17:55,421 You know, you didn't have to do what he asked. 485 00:17:55,618 --> 00:17:56,916 But he needed the money. 486 00:17:57,005 --> 00:17:57,725 And don't you always say 487 00:17:57,825 --> 00:17:59,207 you're supposed to do for family? 488 00:17:59,294 --> 00:18:01,009 No, your mom says that. 489 00:18:02,439 --> 00:18:04,617 Either way. I was happy to do it. 490 00:18:04,736 --> 00:18:06,995 I didn't really care that much about the spelling bee. 491 00:18:07,104 --> 00:18:09,008 I don't think I'm a super competitive person. 492 00:18:09,157 --> 00:18:11,674 Besides, I thought it was classic Uncle Rusty. 493 00:18:12,134 --> 00:18:13,459 What does that mean? 494 00:18:13,552 --> 00:18:16,238 You know, like, when he made you take that test for him 495 00:18:16,332 --> 00:18:18,033 or when he sold all your clothes. 496 00:18:18,123 --> 00:18:19,992 This could be one of those really funny Uncle Rusty stories 497 00:18:20,088 --> 00:18:22,990 that we tell years from now and laugh. 498 00:18:23,095 --> 00:18:25,661 Hmm. Maybe. In 10 years. 499 00:18:25,778 --> 00:18:27,151 Or two. 500 00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:31,864 Okay. 501 00:18:31,976 --> 00:18:33,594 I get to tell your mom when we get home. 502 00:18:41,909 --> 00:18:43,179 How's she doing? 503 00:18:43,268 --> 00:18:44,715 Whoa. What happened to you? 504 00:18:44,824 --> 00:18:46,861 College. How'd it go with Brick? 505 00:18:46,970 --> 00:18:47,942 Second place. 506 00:18:48,045 --> 00:18:49,936 Oh, sorry. I'm sure you tried your best. 507 00:18:50,033 --> 00:18:52,555 He didn't. It's a long story. I'll tell you later. 508 00:18:52,635 --> 00:18:54,395 Come on, Sue! You can do it! 509 00:18:54,487 --> 00:18:55,942 You got it, baby! 510 00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,051 Woman: Whoo-hoo! 511 00:18:57,144 --> 00:18:58,931 Did I mention I once did a yoga retreat 512 00:18:59,021 --> 00:19:02,641 where I spent two days in the warrior pose? 513 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:04,769 Might as well give up now, sweetheart. 514 00:19:04,870 --> 00:19:06,091 Really? 515 00:19:06,173 --> 00:19:08,398 You think I should give up? 516 00:19:09,076 --> 00:19:11,398 Let me tell you something about me. 517 00:19:11,867 --> 00:19:16,188 I never, ever give up. 518 00:19:16,307 --> 00:19:18,942 I have not made a hundred things, 519 00:19:19,065 --> 00:19:20,935 but I still try out. 520 00:19:21,032 --> 00:19:22,542 [ Laughing ] When they tell me 521 00:19:22,644 --> 00:19:23,967 that I didn't make the team, 522 00:19:24,070 --> 00:19:26,476 I show up and ask to be manager. 523 00:19:26,593 --> 00:19:28,827 When there are no parts in the play for me, 524 00:19:28,954 --> 00:19:31,376 I ask to make the programs. 525 00:19:31,469 --> 00:19:35,616 The more I fail, the stronger I get! 526 00:19:35,947 --> 00:19:36,688 [ Breathing heavily ] 527 00:19:36,772 --> 00:19:38,842 My whole life has led me to this moment! 528 00:19:38,931 --> 00:19:41,856 So I will stand here on my one burning leg 529 00:19:41,959 --> 00:19:44,707 for as long as it takes, so, ha! 530 00:19:44,799 --> 00:19:45,744 [ Insect buzzing ] Ha ha ha! 531 00:19:45,884 --> 00:19:47,178 [ Gasping ] Aah! 532 00:19:47,421 --> 00:19:50,013 I think I just swallowed a fly. 533 00:19:50,516 --> 00:19:51,628 [ Breathing heavily ] 534 00:19:51,714 --> 00:19:54,984 But I am still not giving up! 535 00:19:56,295 --> 00:19:58,409 Oh, you can't beat crazy. 536 00:19:59,115 --> 00:20:01,330 We have a winner! Finally! 537 00:20:01,436 --> 00:20:03,244 Whoo! [ Cheers and applause ] 538 00:20:03,778 --> 00:20:06,053 This is the worst idea I ever had. 539 00:20:06,264 --> 00:20:07,557 Oh! Yeah! 540 00:20:07,654 --> 00:20:09,896 Sue, listen, I'm so sorry I upset you-- 541 00:20:09,969 --> 00:20:11,174 No, Darrin. It doesn't matter! 542 00:20:11,270 --> 00:20:13,419 I won! I won a new car! 543 00:20:13,507 --> 00:20:16,103 A car?! I'm not giving away a car! 544 00:20:16,193 --> 00:20:18,092 That's worth over $15,000! 545 00:20:18,169 --> 00:20:19,985 How dumb do you think I am? 546 00:20:20,078 --> 00:20:21,017 What?! 547 00:20:21,092 --> 00:20:23,520 You got to read the small print there, missy. 548 00:20:23,631 --> 00:20:26,382 "Win a new car trip." 549 00:20:26,484 --> 00:20:28,587 - Well, that figures. It is Ehlert, after all. - Are you kidding me? 550 00:20:28,683 --> 00:20:31,321 "Two days and one night Disney vacation, 551 00:20:31,420 --> 00:20:34,756 courtesy of Pioneer Galaxy Travel." 552 00:20:37,355 --> 00:20:39,944 Whoooooooo! 553 00:20:40,126 --> 00:20:42,438 Whooooo! 554 00:20:42,621 --> 00:20:45,800 [ Laughing ] I won a trip to Disney World! 555 00:20:45,907 --> 00:20:47,661 That is even better than a car! 556 00:20:47,774 --> 00:20:49,283 Whooooo! 557 00:20:50,124 --> 00:20:52,755 So it ended up being a great weekend for the Hecks. 558 00:20:52,885 --> 00:20:54,235 Sue won a trip to Disney World. 559 00:20:54,340 --> 00:20:56,088 I earned my son's respect. 560 00:20:56,197 --> 00:20:57,848 And whether I was right or wrong, 561 00:20:57,948 --> 00:21:00,603 Rusty ended up making enough money off the spelling-bee 562 00:21:00,681 --> 00:21:03,788 to move out of our house and and into the Orson homes. 563 00:21:03,869 --> 00:21:05,575 Hey, I, uh, appreciate you for putting me out, 564 00:21:05,654 --> 00:21:08,547 so, I got ya a gift. 565 00:21:08,637 --> 00:21:09,677 It's your favorite team. 566 00:21:09,795 --> 00:21:10,836 [ Chuckles ] 567 00:21:11,048 --> 00:21:12,206 Thanks. 568 00:21:12,445 --> 00:21:14,088 - Stay out of trouble. - Ha. 569 00:21:14,261 --> 00:21:16,333 Oh, sure. You know me. 570 00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,181 Yeah. 571 00:21:20,342 --> 00:21:21,666 I know you. 572 00:21:22,644 --> 00:21:23,851 And who is to say?<7i> 573 00:21:23,940 --> 00:21:26,028 Maybe Rusty was getting his life together. 574 00:21:26,199 --> 00:21:29,707 Maybe the shower curtain thing could turn up to really be something. 575 00:21:38,984 --> 00:21:44,867 Sync and corrections by n17t01 www.addic7ed.com 576 00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:49,467 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0